Just came across a pretty hilarious tumblr called Shit My Students Write. Teachers submit unintentionally funny lines their students write anonymously, and though some are just typos, I couldn't help but laugh out loud at how idiotic some of this kids seem.
I bet FP & AV could add some good entries. Here are some of my favorites:
Indians, the other dark meat, were saved from extinction by the humanitarian, Andrew Jackson.
Before the days of colonization, America was like a young, untouched child.
I’ve lived my whole life on the west coast and to me, the civil war seems like a really really long time ago.
Like a woman seduces a horny man, Hitler captivated the people of Germany.
Macbeth couldn’t have loved Lady Macbeth because he was crazy and too busy hallucinating witches and stuff. Also, crazy people can’t do it without going crazy midway through.