DING

This Is My Favorite Of The Breaking Bad Fan Art. 


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Emile's Adventure

In 1993 Emile Lemay was driving in the desert around Tan-Tan Morocco. Morocco is the country on the other side, the African one, of the Straight of Gibraltar at the bottom of Spain. Emile is driving between Tan-Tan and Tilemsem, Tilemsem does not show up on Google Earth, so safe to say Emile is in the middle of Bumfuck, Nowhere c/o Africa. Emile is no fool he had packed food and water knowing that any trip into Bumfuck, Nowhere c/o Africa can be dangerous. 

When Emile's Car broke down down he was more than 15 Miles from Tilemsem. Emile could have walked out, he had the supplies. Instead EMILE DECIDED TO BUILD A MOTORCYCLE OUT OF HIS BROKE DOWN CAR AND RIDE THAT BITCH OUT OF BUMFUCK, NOWHERE c/o AFRICA LIKE A BOSS.

Emile while having the supplies to walk out of the desert had left his welding torch and drill at home. He also had forgotten sleeves so Emile had to tear holes in his socks and slide those on his arms to keep the Scorching Desert Sun from poisoning him. Emile estimated that building his Motorcycle would take him 3 days. Emile, having had left his welding torch at home, had to hold his Motorcycle together with screws in holes that were already there. Emile set to work using the existing holes and and screws to piece together what was quickly becoming his only chance at getting out of Bumfuck, Nowhere c/o Africa. 

The days ticked off past Emile's initial estimate of 3 days. Emile realized that the existing holes were not going to be enough. No drill meant that Emile had to make new holes by bending the metal as best he could then getting at it with a hack saw he had, Emile is no fool, then rebending the metal flat again. 

12 Days later Emile had finished. EMILE BUILT A MOTORCYCLE OUT OF A CAR IN THE DESERT THAT HE RODE OUT OF THE DESERT. 

Anythings Possible. 

I LOVE THE LICENSE PLATE

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Robert de La Rochefoucauld

Robert de La Rochefoucauld was a member of the French Resistance during World War II. As part of The Resistance Robert de La Rochefoucauld escaped from behind enemy lines twice, once making his escape in a nun's habit the other time by stealing a Nazi limousine. He also smuggled bombs in hollowed out loaves of bread and was once quoted as having said "I felt drunk with Freedom" one of the best lines ever. Robert de La Rochefoucauld was a clandestine hero. His obituary in today's Boston Globe is fantastic. 

-jv
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John Mayer's Big Hat

I love John Mayer's Big Hat. The breadth of it, the tassle, the color, the tilt, the whole ness of it. I like his song "Shadow Days" too.



-jv
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Django Unchained

First watch the preview then lets talk about some things in it that are exciting.



LEO IS BACK AND LOOKS LIKE HE IS HAVING A BALL

"The D is silent"

That quick scene where the cotton get sprayed with blood.

Guns on springs that flip up when you bring your hand forward. 

That blue velvet get up with the Austin Powers neckerchief.

"I like the way you die, boy."

Knowing what you will be doing on Christmas DOUBLE FEATURE DJANGO AND GATSBY LEO!!!!!!

-jv



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The Master

Joaquin Phoenix is back, he is drinking rocket fuel, and he feel strong. Also Philip Seymour Hoffman and Amy Adams.



-jv
I saw I'm Still Here and it made me feel the kind of awesome awkwardness that only TGIF could make me feel  .
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Mr. Mario T

Alice found this. I love it.

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Also, Mustache-less Mario
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Rise of the Gaurdians

Rise of the Gaurdians looks Bad Ass. I can't wait to see it on Thanksgiving.
-jv
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Won Park Origami

Aside from AV the Origami World is ruled by Won Park.

The Squiggle Flourish makes the eye!

STEGOSAURAUS 

I would be scared if I saw this on the ground.

Theres more too.
-jv
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Safe House

I am real excited to see Denzel's new movie Safe House. It comes out February 10. The preview is great. It might be another example of a Kanye song being too effective at making a movie look awesome, Limitless had Power in the preview and it looked like the best thing ever, it was aight. And Green Lantern wasn't Ryan Reynolds' fault. The bad guy in Green Lantern had a huge purple head an enormous purple dome that movie was never gonna be good. And it looks like Denzel is gonna play it all "Im impossibly smarter than you and my swagger is on another level" kinda like Training Day or American Gangster while Ryan seems like hes going to go from bewildered to bad-ass. I am ready for this movie. Check out the preview.

-jv

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Eleplant Painting An Elephant

Imagine an elephant grabbing a paint brush and taking 8 minutes to paint a self portrait.


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The MIB 3 trailer is here

I don't have much to add except that it looks GREAT, but I'm slightly worried about the time-travel stuff. I think Mr. Smith can pull it off though.

-id
Enthusiastic Movie Trailer Critic