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Some people can't deal with eating raw fish and go for the cucumber roll. I think that's pussy. I just giggled at myself for typing that out loud. If you think you like sushi and you only eat cucumber and imitation crab meat then whatever. I can't wait any longer-this is the most frightening thing I've seen all day.
What you're looking at here is a full on dead squid that zombies out when you pour apparently evil soy sauce on it. #THATSHITAINTRIGHT
Soy sauce hasn't been so lethal since it made ROW get nine stitches in his toe. I suggest we all move underground and start a safer society there Hunger Games style before theses creepy squid bastards get too out of hand.
-Jillicious
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WHAT! THATS A ZOMBIE. THERES ZOMBIE JUICE OUT THERE. crazy
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I just screamed out loud watching that. I avoid scary movies for this reason. Now i'm going to have squid nightmares.
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holy SHIT. craaaaazy. and scary. was wondering if it was a specific type of zombie soy sauce, but my coworker said her doctor-type husband thought it was the sodium in regular soy sauce that activated the still-functioning nerves in the recently-dead squid. AHHHH WEIRD SCIENCE
ReplyDeleteThat zombie squid looks like its being tortured. It made me very uncomfortable. Glll..
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