| Snake as Boa. (This isn't really her but you get the idea) |
Some crazy lady was wearing her 3 ft pet snake around her neck (hidden under a scarf) on the Red Line yesterday morning, and she lost it.
MBTA officials stopped & searched the train she was on (causing delays in service) but never found the snake. Crazy lady then posted a wanted ad on Craigslist asking for the safe return of her pet.
"MBTA officials believe the trains are snake-free, and that passengers should not be concerned," spokesman Joe Pesaturo said. --> psha! How do they know?
I hope I haven't scarred anyone, and that we can all continue riding the Red Line in peace. -id
















