Monday, December 12

40 Things That Will Make You Feel Old!

This article is NOT lying, read it and you will feel OLD! I would go back in time just to relive this all over again!



  • 1.

    (Graphic made by World Shaker and found via Flavorpill )
    (Graphic made by World Shaker and found via Flavorpill)
  • 2. Clarissa is this old

    Clarissa is this old
  • 3. This is what the Pepsi girl looks like today. She's 19.

    This is what the Pepsi girl looks like today. She's 19.
  • 4. The final episode of Teletubbies aired ten years ago.

    The final episode of Teletubbies aired ten years ago.
  • 5. The top 5 songs 15 years ago

    The top 5 songs 15 years ago
  • 6.

  • 7. This year's 18-year-olds were born in 1993

    This year's 18-year-olds were born in 1993
  • 8. Macaulay Culkin is 30

    Macaulay Culkin is 30
  • 9. Kimmy Gibbler today

    Kimmy Gibbler today
  • 10. Surge hasn't been sold in over 10 years

    Surge hasn't been sold in over 10 years
  • 11. 12 years ago

    12 years ago
  • 12. Elijah Wood is 30. He was 18 when he was cast in The Lord of the Rings.

    Elijah Wood is 30. He was 18 when he was cast in The Lord of the Rings.
  • 13. The Spice Girls' ages

    The Spice Girls' ages
  • 14. The Backstreet Boys' ages

    The Backstreet Boys' ages
  • 15. TV Guide from 20 years ago

    TV Guide from 20 years ago
  • 16. TV Guide from 15 years ago

    TV Guide from 15 years ago
  • 17. TV Guide from 10 years ago

    TV Guide from 10 years ago
  • 18. JFK would be 92-years-old this year

    JFK would be 92-years-old this year
  • 19. Marilyn Monroe would be 86

    Marilyn Monroe would be 86
  • 20. The Rugrats' ages today

    The Rugrats' ages today
  • 21. If the Simpsons actually aged, Bart would be 31 by now.

    If the Simpsons actually aged, Bart would be 31 by now.
  • 22. Kurt Cobain has been dead for 17 years

    Kurt Cobain has been dead for 17 years
  • 23. Aaliyah has been dead for 10 years

    Aaliyah has been dead for 10 years
  • 24. The first state quarter came out 11 years ago

    The first state quarter came out 11 years ago
  • 25. Hasn't been on American TV in 9 years

    Hasn't been on American TV in 9 years
  • 26. Have been divorced for 6 years

    Have been divorced for 6 years
  • 27. The cast of Boy Meets World's ages

    The cast of Boy Meets World's ages
  • 28. Family Guy has been on TV for 12 years

    Family Guy has been on TV for 12 years
  • 29.

  • 30. All 3 Hanson brothers are married with kids

    All 3 Hanson brothers are married with kids
  • 31. Goosebumps books were released between 1992 and 1997. There hasn't been a new one in 14 years.

    Goosebumps books were released between 1992 and 1997. There hasn't been a new one in 14 years.
  • 32. Daniel Radcliffe 10 years ago

    Daniel Radcliffe 10 years ago
  • 33. Napster was launched 11 years ago

    Napster was launched 11 years ago
  • 34. Kids these days will have no idea what “rewinding” is

    Kids these days will have no idea what "rewinding" is
  • 35. A new episode hasn't aired in 13 years

    A new episode hasn't aired in 13 years
  • 36. The Macarena is 16 years old

    The Macarena is 16 years old
  • 37. Jonathan Lipnicki

    Jonathan Lipnicki
  • 38. The first commercial with the Taco Bell chihuahua aired 14 years ago. The chihuahua has been dead for 2 years.

    The first commercial with the Taco Bell chihuahua aired 14 years ago. The chihuahua has been dead for 2 years.
  • 39. The little girl from Jurrasic Park is 31

    The little girl from Jurrasic Park is 31
  • 40. 1990

    1990




~Laurena

The MIB 3 trailer is here



I don't have much to add except that it looks GREAT, but I'm slightly worried about the time-travel stuff. I think Mr. Smith can pull it off though.

-id
Enthusiastic Movie Trailer Critic

I Hate Nielsen Ratings

Let's face it, television ratings are garbage.

If you're not familiar with how Nielsen ratings work, here's a summary: Small devices, "Set Meters" are attached to TVs in "selected homes." So basically, some people have little boxes that track what is being watched on one TV in their house.

Want to know how selective that "selective homes" really is? Fortunately for you, curious reader, wikipedia has some answers. As of 2009of the 114,500,000 U.S. television households only 25,000 total American households participated in the Nielsen daily metered system. Need a percentage? 0.02183% 


Let's round off that percentage: 0.02% of American homes are actually being tracked for these ratings.


So procedural crimes dramas and laugh track filled comedies play great to the tiny smattering of people whose opinions matter for no reason other than luck, and I'm supposed to think that's reasonable? 


It's bullshit. I want to break into every house with a set meter and break those lying sacks of trash into tiny pieces, so that quality television won't live and die by the 0.02%


And by the way, if you have a goddamn set meter, watch Parks and Rec and Community, ok? And probably don't tell me about your set meter, or I'm going to sneak into your living room and steal it. 


-av, "No Cancellation Without Representation"

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Sunday, December 11

My Favorite Poem

'Nothing Gold Can Stay' by Robert Frost is my favorite poem.

Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leafs a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing Gold can stay.

In The Outsiders when Johhny and Ponyboy are looking at the sunrise out the back of the church they ran off too and Johnny says the mist is gold and silver and says that he wishes it could stay that way forever then Ponybody hits him with a "Nothing Gold can stay" and Johnny is like 'whats that?' then Ponyboy drops the whole poem on him to which Johnny replies "Thats what I meant", probably my favorite page of literature ever. I love that 'Nothing Gold Can Stay' so fucking beautifully can relate that even though you wish things could stay like this forever they can't.

AND this poem rhymes, no slant rhyme or maybe that rhymes, Eight lines Four couplets. And more then rhyming it rolls off the tongue if you recite it. I fucking love this poem, its my favorite.

What's your favorite poem?

 -jv
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Wednesday, December 7

Ashcan Art

Ashcan Art refers to the art created during the turn of the 20th century that depicted realistic scenes of American Life.
Robert Henri's Coal Breaker. 1902.
John Sloan's Self Portrait. 1890.
Robert Henri's Snow in New York. 1902

Theres more and its all great.
-jv
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Tuesday, December 6

The Beatles Saturday Morning Cartoon


From 1965 to 1969 The Beatles had a Saturday Morning Cartoon. The episodes are about five and a half minutes long and have The Beatles trying to practice a song and being held up. The Show is famous a little extra bit because it was the first animated weekly show to depict living characters. Schweet. The Beatles did not provide the voices for The Show and the imitations are not spot on. The episode for "A Hard Days Night" has John, Paul, George, and Ringo trek to a Haunted Castle to  practice. Wacky Haunted Castle things ensue. Like a Skull Drum. And a Ghost Sheet.

When The Show came out each Beatle got animated for his own poster.





My favorite Beatles song is "Eight Days a Week". The episode for "Eight Days a Week" is great. Paul gets romantically involved with a Movie Producer/Gangster's Girl.


Also, did you know "Sweet Caroline" is about Caroline Kennedy? It is.
-jv
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Monday, December 5

Discovering World Religions

SO, a friend of mine at work is getting married and she is Russian Orthodox. I had no idea what this means, and so I investigated.

And after reading this, I still am unsure of what the hell the Eastern Orthodox church is. Sometimes Wikipedia fails you.

Here are the highlights though...

1. Their cross looks like this:
File:Cross of the Russian Orthodox Church 01.svg
Mega-Cross
 Which to me, is obviously a combination Mega-Cross of two crosses and a railroad sign. Its bitchin'.

2. Days of fasting also mean day of no sexual intercourse, as fasting is supposed to be a means of regaining innocence and purification. So...you're not eating AND you're not boning = cranky time.

3. They're all about the 3s, 6s, and 9s. Church processionals are done three times around the building. The ninth day after a holy day is ALSO a holy day. I can buy into this because 3s make sense to me.

4. Marriage ceremonies are considered the "coronation" of the husband and wife becoming King and Queen of their own lives. And so, during the ceremony they have CROWNS held up over their heads and they are CROWNED DURING THE CEREMONY. Observe:
What?! RIGHT?!
I, personally, feel cheated out of a missed opportunity to do this at my own wedding ceremony. I'll be planning My Nuptials Redux for 2014.
5. Finally, Easter is a floating holiday for them. They use the Julian calandar (not the Gregorian one like most of us use. 365 days, 12 months, etc.) so everything depends on the vernal equinox. 2011 was the first time EVER that Christian Easter and Eastern Orthodox Easter were on the same day.


Yours in all things knowledge,
fp









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Saturday, December 3

Tuesday, November 29

Old Men Fighting

Two Old Guys who I had never heard of got recorded at a Canadian Football League ceremony and they get in a fight.


-jv
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Monday, November 28

How I Feel About Kid Rock

I like Kid Rock. You like Kid Rock. Because everyone likes Kid Rock. Because of the song "Picture". Everyone likes the song "Picture" by Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow. If you do not like the song "Picture" it is because you have not heard the song "Picture" by Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow. And if thats the case watch the video right down there. Otherwise I like his version of Feel Like Makin' Love better. "All Summer Long" is maybe the most listen-to-able song ever. "Born Free" is a good song. On the first episode of The Sheild when Vic shoots that guy and "Bawitdaba" is playing it was definately the most intense television I had seen at that point. Because of Kid Rock. I like Kid Rock. And so do you, probably, if not watch this video of "Picture" by Kid Rock featuring Sheryl Crow.


-jv
fan
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Sunday, November 27

SyFy Miniseries Peter Pan

Here are some facts:
1. Peter Pan is awesome
2. Mini-series are sweet.
3. SyFy is a pretty cool channel.

Taking those three facts together, the SyFy mini-series event "Neverland" (a Peter Pan origin story), is going to be awesome, sweet and pretty cool.

Here's the preview, watch it and then mark your calendars (or set your DVRs) for December 4th and 5th at 9 EST.




Also, SyFy is streaming all episodes of previous and awesome miniseries "Tin Man" and "Alice" on their site. 

-av

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The Twinkie Defense

After Dan White assassinated Harvey Milk on November 27, 1978 his Lawyers successfully used "The Twinkie Defense" to get Dan White out of jail in a little more than five years.

Dan White's Lawyers explained to The Jurors that the night before The Murders (Dan White also killed the San Fransisco mayor in the same spree that left Harvey Milk dead) Dan White had ate a Large Amount of  Twinkies. Because, The Lawyers explained, Dan White usually kept an extremely healthy diet the Large Amount of Twinkies had diminished his capacity. That is The Twinkie Defense. Eat too many Twinkies and kill two people.


-jv
Very Amateur Historian
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Tuesday, November 22

JFK Death Day

I know very little about JFK and have done no additional research

Today is probably the 48th anniversary of what definitely is the day that John Fitzgerald Kennedy who was probably our 33rd President was shot in Dallas. Jackie O was definitely in the car which was a convertible. Either her dress was pink and the car was 50s blue or versa vice. Harvey Lee Oswald probably didnt act alone in the shooting of JFK.

Other than the shooting: JFK was sickly in some way. JFK was a babe magnet who didnt wear a hat to his innaugeration. The K family made their money in the depression by either selling oil or coal. JFK had an older brother who was being groomed to do all the stuff JFK did then the brother died in WW2. JFK asked what we could do for the country. JFK is on the Half Dollar Coin.



-jv
 Very Amateur Historian

Any additional information can be found on JFK's Wikipedia Page
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Thursday, November 17

Kim Jong Il Looking at Paula Deen Riding Things

 Have you guys checked out the Kim Jong Il Looking at Things blog or the Paula Deen Riding Things blog? Well, my friend Darcy combined the elements to create a fantastic specimen of a blog entitled Kim Jong Il Looking at Paula Deen Riding Things, and I like it.

Kim Jong Il watching Paula Deen ride donuts into a fryer
 I thought I would like to share it with all of you, especially since it has been a while since I've surfaced on Edzachery. Blame the #Wellesleyblues.

(sidenote: I just realized how amazing that hashtag is, as Wellesley's mascot is the color blue. Is it lame how excited I am by the revolutionary discovery of such an amazing hashtag to use for the last five months of my Wellesley life?)

Darcy is also an expert in all things cute, including my little pony renditions of Stephen Sondheim songs including a parody of "Putting it Together" from Sunday in the Park with George and my personal favorite "At the Gala" which is in fact a take on "Ever After", from Into the Woods.

She just introduced me to Cuteroulette.com which is almost too much for me to handle.

Just felt like giving y'all a glimpse into some of the classy ways in which we Wellesley ladies spent our late nights finishing those essays.

-lab

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Wednesday, November 16

RHCP New Music Video

Hey,

have you seen the new chili peppers music video? Its pretty dope.



 - sf

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Monday, November 14

Myers-Briggs Type Indicator

If you've taken Psych 100 and this is old news to you, I apologize. Last week, some article made an off hand reference to the Myers-Brigg Type Indicator assessment. Being an Senser (more on that later), I did some research. It's basically an assessment that measures psychological preferences in how people perceive the world and make decisions. And using a free online knock off version, I got results that kind of blew me away. Apparently it's the most widely used personality test in the world and I've been living under a rock.

Four days later, eight people were sitting around a kitchen table taking the test, sharing results and then reading the wikipedia page for each person's results. And we still haven't stopped talking about it.

So if you're interested, take the test here, and then you can go to wikipedia and put in your 4-letter results and get all sorts of information about it. And if you'd like to post your results in the comments, feel free. I've been speculating about everyone I know, and I'd love to know how my perception lines up with your results. So far only two people have had the same type.

Want more info? As an ESFJ (Provider), I'm happy to help. Read on!

The test is based on the idea of 4 pairs of dichotomies, or opposing psychological preferences, which makes for a possible 16 types. The terms have specific meanings to this test which may differ from their everyday usage.

Some of these descriptions are a bit judge-y, which is off-base, but I thought it was somewhat helpful as a visual.


 1. extraversion/introversion (E/I)
People who prefer extraversion draw energy from action: they tend to act, then reflect, then act further. Conversely, those who prefer introversion expend energy through action: they prefer to reflect, then act, then reflect again.

2. sensing/intuition (S/N)
Sensing and intuition are the information-gathering (perceiving) functions. They describe how new information is understood and interpreted. Individuals who prefer sensing are more likely to trust information that is in the present, tangible and concrete: that is, information that can be understood by the five senses. On the other hand, those who prefer intuition tend to trust information that is more abstract or theoretical, that can be associated with other information (either remembered or discovered by seeking a wider context or pattern)

3.thinking/feeling (T/F)

Thinking and feeling are the decision-making functions. Those who prefer thinking tend to decide things from a more detached standpoint, measuring the decision by what seems reasonable, logical, causal, consistent and matching a given set of rules. Those who prefer feeling tend to come to decisions by associating or empathizing with the situation, looking at it 'from the inside' and weighing the situation to achieve, on balance, the greatest harmony, consensus and fit, considering the needs of the people involved.

4. judgment/perception (J/P) 
Judgment and perception reflect the implementation of the above preferences. Those who favor judgment prefer a planned or orderly way of life, like to have things settled and organized, feel more comfortable when decisions are made, and like to bring life under control as much as possible.Those who favor perception prefer a flexible and spontaneous way of life, and like to understand and adapt to the world rather than organize it.

Happy introspection!

 -av, lover of tests.

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Friday, November 11

Ned Kelly's Last Wish

 Ned Kelly is the Australian Jesse James. Ned Kelly was born in June of either 1854 or 1855. He definitely died November 11, 1880. Ned Kelly was hung at the Old Melbourne Gaol, gaol being Australian for jail, and his last wish was to be buried in his family graveyard. To this the Aussies running The Gaol said things to the effect of "No" "No way mate" and "Not on my Barbie" and proceeded to throw Ned Kelly's body in a mass grave they had going at The Gaol.  Last year Ned Kelly's body was identified and just this last week Anthony Griffiths, Ned Kelly's Grand-Nephew, was granted permission to exhume and rebury Ned Kelly. Sometimes you need 131 years to make a wish come true.

Also, Ned Kelly has the best hair in history.

-jv
Happy Ned Kelly Day

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Great Band

There is this great band called Real Fire that my friend is in who is the drummer. They have a great sound and they do fucking great covers like this one of Adeles' rolling in the deep.



They've been playing at my BBQ for the last few years and I feel like they are starting to get some traction going so do myself and them a favor and check out their youtube channel, like the videos and if you really like them follow them on twitter.

 -sf

p.s. this is a little incentive to those of you who have heard/been invited to my Memorial day weekend BBQ's but have been hesitant to come.

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Tuesday, November 8

Endangered Flying Rinos


I came across these pictures today and had to share. They look fake right? Apparently they're real, documenting the transportation of 19 critically-endangered black rhinos to a secret new location (away from poachers). They're sleeping, and this is supposed to be the most humane way of transporting the rhinos since they have to be tranquilized for a shorter period of time than they would in a truck.

Plus it's bad ass! I hope these guys like their new spot, Wikipedia tells me there are only around 4,000 black rhinos left in the world.
-id

Monday, November 7

New Nerd Rap

Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover has a new Album coming out on November 15th titled "Camp" and this is the premiere track off of it.



based on this track, the album should be awesome.

Also Das Racists' new album "Relax" has come out and their premiere track "Michael Jackson" is pretty good but the video hypes it up so much more.



if you liked that then check out this song out, it's one of my favorite by them.



favorite line has gotta be "Dick like, Hot Like, baby arm, chicken parm"

 - sf

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